Posts Tagged With: nappin

Sorry Iz Been Gone So Long…

Me an Cat Mama been bizee wit summer nappin. Itz veree important to get naps in summer cuz itz so hot and we go FUR U NOE! So we sleepz all the day xsept at nite and reelee earlee in da mornin when we runz aroun a lot. The Peeples don like that too much, cuz dey alwayz sleepin wen we runnin arownz, and busee wen we sleepin! Wats up wit dat?

Peeples is weerd.

Anywayz, besidez da nappin, summer iz fun cuz of all da BUGS! We got dis window in da basement (Peeple Mama callz it da pit) where I gardz da bak yard wen i not sleepin. Peeple Mama callz dat winnow da wun wit da “g*ddam screen” cuz me an Cat Mama alwayz pullin at it. DATZ CUZ OF DA BUGZ! The get in threw the winnow, an day’r de kewl onez dat hop arown all over the plase. So me an Cat Mama likez playin wit dem, and den sometimez we eatz dem. Der’z da usual leggy bugz and flyin bugs and stinky bugz too. De g*ddamn screen is a gud place to watch da birdeez and da squrrels and CHIPMUNK!!!! I hatez chimpunkz, and da g*ddam screen a gud plase to keep an eye on der EBIL PLANZ.

Oh, wun nite der was dis thing Peeple Mama called a racoon dat lookd like a reely fat cat, an it was stannin on top of da birdie feedie thing, jus lookin at me! I howled and howled and tryed to jump thru the g*ddam screen like a BILLION timez but I cuddn’t get thru. Da rakoon finally runned away. THEN my arch nemisis DAT BLAK KAT started commin RITE UP TO MY HOWSE, like THREE TIMEZ, an wonse he even CAME UP TO DA G*DDAM SCREEN TO LOOK INTO THE PIT! U better beleeve I wuznt havin any of DAT! So I tryed to jump thru da screen again, an I hissd and I growld and I howld but it still dint work. At least DAT BLAK KAT got da message after dat an started goin thru the bak of da yard agin and stayin away from MA HOWSE.

See, I’m a gud guard cat. Datz ma job.

Anyway, it’z gettin hot, so I better get to sleep. Laterz!

Elsie

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Sup?

Iz kinda bizzy tuday. Derz a lotz of stuffz goin on in da back yard! Ders da skwirls and leebs (which MP sez rnt alive, jus stuffz dat felld off da treez. Watevs dey moovs lyk dey alyv to mee!) and CHIPMUNKZ. Remin mee to tellz u abt why I hatz the CHIPMUNKZ so much. Dey meen, letz put it dat way. So I gotz to wach dem reel close to mayk shur dey don get in ma HOWSE. Mices r bad enuff. Dey pretty dum tho, so I can kach dem pretty eezy. CHIPMUNKZ IS CLEBBER AND MEAN AND DEY TEEZ MEE ALL DA TYMEZ! Dey sitz owtsyd da window and go “Chip chip chip chip chip chip chip” lyk, FOREBBER, and day NEVER STOPZ ALL NYTE LONG!

Nywayz, I been sittin on da seller stares all mornin wachin the yard for CHIPMUNKZ and stuffz, so I got tyrd fastr dan I uzuly do. I tukz a prtty long snuz on MPz lap wit da fuzzy blanket. Pppl don undrstndz how hardz I wurk arownd heer! Weed b obbrunn by mices and CHIPMUNKZ and doz chirpy bugz dat crunch when u nom dem if I wuznt such a gud huntr!

MC duzznt do NO huntin. She sez she payd her dooz wen she libbed outsydz. She had her “shayr” of huntin! Lyk u can ebber be dun huntin! Da only tym MC helpz iz when I put da mices in da inside rain ting and we wach it run around and skweek befor we playz wit it. Sumtimz I put it in a box insted and MC likez dat too. MP says we like ebbil nazzis of da kitteh wurld cuz we “torchur” annoyin aminalz like mices and bugz. I don no wat a nazzi is but it sownz stoopid, an we not ebbil, we jes habbin funnz. Dey jus mices and bugz! Dey fud! Nuting rong wit playin wit ur fud, ifz u askz mee.

So Iz tuk a nap allreddi an I don no how Iz gonna tayk my reglar nap laytr! I gess Iz gonna haff ta runz arownd alot an mebbe clym da wallz sum. Dat allwayz tyrz mee owt.

OMG I SAWZ A BIGG LEEB! IT WEN FLYIN INTO DA WINNOW AN I JUMPD OUDDA MPz LAP AN RAN STRAYT INTO DA WINNOW TO KATCH IT — SMAK!!! beefor I membrd dat the winnow was der. I totez ment to do dat. It skard away da leef nywayz. DAM LEEBZ!

OK I gotzta go bak to da starez so I can keep my eyz on da winnow. Itz gonna be a loooooong day, I can tellz.

Dis mee takin a napz.

Dis mee takin a napz tooday.

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